YOU AIN’T BEEN CALLED HONEY,’ TILL YOU’VE BEEN CALLED HONEY, BY THE QUEEN OF THE SOUTH!   TONI: {HAPPY BIRTHDAY APRIL 24} SHE: CALLED ME HONEY WITH A SOUTHERN DRAWL, IT SENT A WARM HUG, TO MY HEART; I RECALL. I CALLED HER DARLIN’, BUT THAT’S NOT ALL; HAPPY THOUGHTS STARTED, WITH THIS TELEPHONE CALL, I SAID, “I’D LIKE TO NIBBLE, ON YOUR EAR”; SHE SAID, “I WON’T TELL NOTHING DEAR”: I SAID, “OH” “OH”, MY WIFE IS LURKING, VERY NEAR; BUT, WE CAN MAKE IT FUN, IF SHE WON’T INTERFERE. BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND, AT MY AGE, A NIBBLE AND HOLDING OF HANDS, IS ALL THAT I SHOULD HAVE IN MY PLANS, STILL, THIS SCENARIO, I BELIEVE WOULD BE VERY GRAND. MY WIFE SAID {WAKE UP}: AND “STOP” THE {SCREAM’N}: IS THAT TONI AGAIN, OF WHOM YOU ARE A {DREAM’N}? SO, SHE IS SUSPICIOUS; THAT I’M DREAMING, DELICIOUS! WE’LL I WOKE, AND ROLLED OVER QUICK, TO HIDE MY FACE A GRININ’, SHE SAID YOU REPENT TO GOD, AND STOP YOUR SINNIN’! DEAR WIFE, I CAN’T REMEMBER ANY OF MY DREAM, JUST THOUGHT I WENT TO HEAVEN, AND WAS EATING STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM, IT’S TRUE MY DEAR WIFE, AS FAR AS I KNOW, IT’S ALL ETCHED IN MY MIND LIKE A VINCENT VAN GOGH, AND IT’S NOT JUST ME, THAT’S UNDER TONI’S SPELL, JUST ASK ALL THE BOYS OF 1961, AS WELL; FOR THE SPELL HAS BEEN CAST, WHEN SHE CALLS YOU HONEY, WITH THAT SOUTHERN DRAWL, T’WILL, MAKE YOUR LIFE, SUNNY, IT’LL MELT YOUR HEART, FROM THE VERY START, YES, THE R.C.H.S. BOY’S, DREAMING OF TONI ***** A LA CARTE,***** YOU, BOYS ARE JUST AS GUILTY AS ME, WHEN YOU’VE BEEN HONEYED BY TONI: {WHAT WILL BE- WILL BE! MAY BE? COULD BE? SHOULD BE! WE ALL MUST WAIT AND SEE}!            FIND OUT ON TONI’S NEXT BIRTHDAY!?????   GLADWIN        APRIL 2012   OK, ALL YOU GUYS, THAT ARE GUILTY, SEND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMAIL TO TONI! TONI: LOVE YA! ADDIE: SAID IT’S OK!                                        GLADWIN AND ADDIE   MAY “GOD BLESS” ALL MY R.C.H.S. CLASSMATES!